![]() 02/14/2019 at 11:16 • Filed to: affluenza | ![]() | ![]() |
Pull up at a stoplight behind a GL550 that has a sticker on the back that says “Smile, you’re on dashcam”. Light turns green, and a driver in a Jetta (with kids in the back FFS) tries to make a *very* late left turn in front of the now moving traffic, and fails, while nearly hitting a car in the left lane , gets honked at.
The GL550 sits there for another solid 3 count, then *slowly* accelerates to 25 mph. In a 35 zone. I pass the giant speedbump, and sure enough it’s a woman holding her phone like it’s a slice of pizza and *looking at it* while she yammers away at it. I wonder if the dashcam records her inattentiveness??
I’m 100% sure she was on her way to yoga/Starbucks where she will take up 2 spaces with it because she can’t be bothered to pay any attention.
![]() 02/14/2019 at 11:53 |
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Dashcams usually record audio, but how much you want to bet in a collision the video “mysteriously” disappears?
![]() 02/14/2019 at 11:58 |
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My guess is that she wouldn’t know to delete it, because she wouldn’t have witnessed the accident.
What really annoyed me more than anything is that sticker on the back. There’s about a 99% chance that she got it because she incites road rage in a lot of driver s, I bet.
![]() 02/14/2019 at 12:26 |
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This is fully 100% plausible and believable.
![]() 02/14/2019 at 12:34 |
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Your maintenance of your sense of humor here is laudable
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![]() 02/14/2019 at 12:37 |
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I don’t rant here often, but I try to make it entertaining for the reader when I do :) :)